leavejasmanalone:

VHS ASS

Jesus: It's important to help those less fortunate than you. Treat them as your brother.
Christian Conservatives: *hurriedly turn the page*

slayboybunny:

i refuse to be shamed for having a body. i refuse to get embarrassed when a tampon falls out of my purse or spend a whole day anxious about if someones going to notice that i forgot to shave a patch of leg hair. i wasnt put on this earth to spend my time apologizing for my existence and i refuse to let anyone make me feel like i have to waste my energy on all that petty shit

michaxl:

haha ok “friend” where were u when i uploaded a selfie

skypestripper:

why didnt my parents name me something cool like exodius or blue eyes white dragon

sappling:

how ugly and bitter do you have to be to hate the kardashians? who hurt you? not kim

kitkatinc:

spelling bee administrator: you word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

gentleghetto:

xanaxoid:

△ ▼ ▽ gentle ghetto △ ▼ ▽

❝ I heard a joke once: Man goes to the doctor. Says he’s depressed, life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, “treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up.” Man bursts into tears. “But Doctor” he says, “I am Pagliacci.” ❞
— Robin Williams (via marsamorist)

cyberrgrunge:

X

AG