saladfanclub:

shigaretto:

the-elle-word:

vanilla-beaan:

My new favorite flower

Get me this bouquet so I know it’s real

it’s dollar bills tho

hater alert!!!!

disneymonde:

"um how did you find out i unfollowed you"

image

anus:

*white mums talking about social media*

In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

fagtree:

so other than that, mrs. lincoln, how was the play

itsmemacleod:

did anyone else have trouble waterbending last night?

8oo:

i went to japan but there were no subtitles

pizzafemme:

lumpy butts forever
embrace cellulite

AG